I don't understand the need some commuters have to squeeze into every nook and cranny of seat that exists, even when it is quite definitely to small for them (and then for those next to them) to sit comfortably. Its one thing for the elderly, pregos, or handicapped, but for a seemingly able bodied person, I'm like, really? You can't F#&%ing stand for 15 minutes? Anyway, m'lady above in the aqua top was such an offender.
Big Yankee hat.